Socks of a Clown: A Hogtown Song Parody

Well, if there's a smi-ile on his face
It's only there to bamboozle the public.
But when it comes down to Justin's socks
Well, honey, that's not a diff'rent subject.

"Happy Eid" and LGBTs:

They are just like chalk and cheese.

It shows he's so dumb; oh, yeah, he's as dumb as they come.

It's a dumbness that's makin' me numb.

Well, there are lame things known to man
But ain't nothing lamer than
The socks of a clow-own
When a crowd is around...