Fatwa: The Musical

In case you missed it on the tube, here it is (with Lin-Manuel Miranda as Salman Rushdie and F. Murray Abraham as the Ayatollah Khomeini):

Update: The Ayatollah Khomeini sings a Rodgers & Hammerstein favorite:

Fry ev'ry Zionist.

Nuke ev'ry Jew.

Strangle ev'ry Sunni.

Till our dreams come true.

Fry ev'ry Zionist.

Enforce sharia law.

Celebrate Al Quds Day.

Issue a fatwa.

An edits that needs

To be heeded and heard.

Ev'ry day of your life

Even though it's absurd.

Fry ev'ry Zionist.

Nuke ev'ry Jew.

Bamboozle ev'ry kafir.

Till our dreams come true.

Update: One more, with feeling:

Hijabs on women and nooses on homos.

Torture to punish and terrify our foes.

A shiny reactor and A-bombs to fling:

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