It's Double Dactyl Time!

Inspired by this contest in The Spectator, I've composed this bit of doggerel for our empty-headed prime minister:

Phonily-phonily
PM J. Trudeau he
Says that he's sorry 
For egregious sins.

Sounding verklempt as he
Croaks his apology.
A drama queen, surely, 
Who grovels and spins.