"We Bought Out All the Hot Pink at Two Goodwill Stores...and We're Going Back For More"

Pace the idiotic Ceeb (which has a political stance that's in line with Bernie Sanders's), anyone who thinks that wearing a "pink pussy hat" is a way to make "an important political statement" needs a good shrink. Also, anyone who has a hoohah that's such an angry shade of pink ought to consult a good gynecologist, stat.