Leon Panetta's Shockingly Broad Apology

In the wake of a provocative incineration, a big dhimmi 'umbles 'imself before the Religion of Peace:

US Defense Secretary Leon Panetta apologized for the “inappropriate treatment” of the Quran, and promised to launch an investigation into how the decision to burn the Quran was made. "These actions do not represent the views of the United States military,” Mr. Panetta said on Tuesday. “We honor and respect the religious practices of the Afghan people, without exception."

Without exception?!? Meaning he honors and respects the religious practices of the jihadist Taliban?!?

A tad too comprehensive, even for a guy who's trying to endear himself to the locals, no?

Update: This one wrote itself:

A dhimmi named Leon Panetta
Sang the lead in a dumb operetta.
One of Barack's castrati
He's no Pavarotti
And can't see the jihadis' vendetta.