Zany Local Khomeinist Zafar Bangash Delighted to Report Rapprochment Between Ayatollahville and Hamas

And, no, this is not an April Fool's Day joke, though it indeed sounds like one:

Relations between Islamic Iran and Hamas are back on track after a hiatus caused by Hamas’ rash decision to burn its bridges with Damascus following eruption of the imperialist-zionist-Wahhabi inspired conspiracy in Syria.

Please note that Zaffy so loathes the Zionists that he's not even willing to dignify them with a capital "Z".

Think I'll call him zafar from now on.