PC Runs Wild as "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" Is Deemed "Offensive," Remaned "Snow White and the Seven Friends"

That's not nearly PC enough, I say. If the exquisitely sensitive theatre owner wanted to be really au courant, he should have renamed it "Snow White and the Seven Transsexuals."

But why stop there? Why doesn't someone--say, E!--produce a live-action version of the fairy tale starring Caitlyn Jenner as Snow?