True to Its Stated Mission, NASA Helps Muslims "Feel Better" About Themselves By Inking a Deal With an Oily Emirate

The U.S. space agency which, under Obama, is supposed to find ways to ameliorate Muslims' feelings of inferiority in the science department, has signed a deal with the Abu Dhabians, er, Dhabers, er, Dhabiists to maybe land on Mars by 2030 or thereabouts.

Gee, I wonder what sharia on Mars will look like. ;)