Sgt. Pepper's Blow Up Jihad Band

We're Sergeant Pepper's Blow Up Jihad Band,
Mancunians have heard us roar.
Sergeant Pepper's Blow Up Jihad Band,
Jihadi to our very core.
Sergeant Pepper's Blow Up,
Sergeant Pepper's Blow Up,
Sergeant Pepper's Blow Up Jihad Band.
It's horrible to be here
With all you infidels.
You're such an awful audience
We'd love to terrorize you lot
And blow you all to hell.

You can't really ever stop our show
By frettin' 'bout Islamopho'
And there's no way to ever know
How many of us want to blow.
So we will make you die and bleed
While you sing "love is all we need."
Sergeant Pepper's Blow Up Jihad Band.

What would you do in the face of jihad?
Would you claim it's not about Islam?
"Die-versity" and the rest of that crap
Has rendered you both deaf and dumb.
Oh, we'll get by with a little help from jihad.
Oh, you will die with a little help from jihad...