You'll Never Guess Who the "Largest Jihad Exporter Per Capita" Is

Seriously, you'll never guess.

When Sabre Rattling Amounts to an Existential Threat

It does here.

What's Wrong With This Video?

Aside from the fact that taking infidel schoolkids to a mosque and teaching them to pray a la Muslims is more than a little problematic, it's that they've positioned the girls in front of the boys--which is not how it usually works at such places of worship.

The Gay Islamist Porn Actor Who Came In From the Cold

Not even a John le Carré could come up with this one.

Abie's Muslima

Mark Steyn pokes withering fun at a political poster in Rotterdam that posits a multiculti update to Abie's Irish Rose (or Bridget Loves Bernie).

In real life (as opposed to multiculti fantasies), the woman depicted in the ad is cruising for an "honour" killing, not interfaith bliss.

A Kind of Child Abuse?

George and Amal Clooney juggle twins...

"Oh, Grow Up!"

That's sage advice,  writes Anthony Furey.

A Bizarre, Hyper-"Progressive" Reconsideration of "Dirty Dancing"

It's from that bastion of "social justice" bafflegab, The Guardian, of course:

When Baby dates Johnny, then gets her physician dad to tend to someone’s botched abortion, she cuts a swath through class and religion. But the girl is no heroine – she takes action not so much because social justice is consciously on her agenda, but because she can’t imagine her parents not letting her have her way. 

This becomes clear when Johnny is wrongly blamed for a string of thefts. His alibi is that he was in bed with Baby on the night of the crime. The girl causes outrage by confirming this to the hotel manager. In front of her parents. At the dinner table. Put in the same position, most of us wouldn’t live long enough to examine the dessert menu, but Baby survives largely because she is daughter to a pair of pushovers. Mum is more or less mute, while doe-eyed Dad can only stare at the lake and sob over his daughter’s defilement. 

Baby proves that a sense of entitlement can breed a fearlessness that delivers results. If only Ivanka Trump would do the same. That, however, would depend on her ability to command the same influence over her dad, which is doubtful: we’re talking about a man who said he would date his little princess in a parallel universe, after all. Anyone given the name “Baby” in the Trump household would probably need to tighten her chastity belt.

But wait, it gets worse:

Baby’s is the ultimate liberal story in which adolescent rebellion takes the moral lead and drives society forward. It dovetails nicely with my belief that indulgence, when pursued responsibly, makes the world go round. Nothing unites us as a species quicker than food, love, music and dance. Baby’s is the ultimate liberal story in which adolescent rebellion takes the moral lead and drives society forward.

Sadly, the repetition does not drive this ridiculous drivel forward.

Teaching Sharia

That's exactly what a federally-funded indoctrination program aimed at the young and impressionable does. Begging the question, WTF?:

Parents across the U.S. have objected to a Department of Education program called “Access Islam.” The federally-funded program is directed at children from grades 5-12 and is also featured on various websites, including PBS Learning Media. 

The Smithsonian also promotes the course as does the Indiana Department of Education and the United Nations. 

Parents charge that the course amounts to nothing less than proselytizing about Islam in public schools. In addition, they note that the Department of Education provides no comparable study or promotion of any other religion. 

A video from the course prominently features a Christian convert to Islam, who declares emotionally how he has found the true religion without any “intermediaries.” 

In addition to videos, students are given worksheets to learn the Five Pillars of Islam and how to pray. Children are also expected to memorize verses from the Quran and know the meaning of those verses... 

BuskerFest 2017 hosts Eid celebrations for Toronto Muslims

Supposedly, it's their way of countering "Islamophobia." Here's how NOW, Toronto's alternative/mainstream freebie weekly, explains the arrangement:

If you want to send a message to white supremacists and xenophobes over the long weekend, consider stopping by the Toronto International BuskerFest at Woodbine Park. The 18^th annual fundraiser for Epilepsy Toronto and the largest street-performers festival in North America is partnering with the Muslim Association of Canada (MAC) to host the largest Eid celebration in the GTA. 

Eid al-Adha is a Muslim holiday that takes place September 1. In the past, MAC has hosted prayers and celebrations for over 15,000 people. On Friday at 10 am, prayer service will take place on the east side of Woodbine Park followed by celebrations at the festival. 

"Our theme for our Eid celebrations is 'diversity is our strength,'” says Akram Abdelrahman, who leads MAC’s Toronto chapter. “The multicultural essence of Islam is reflected in this Eid festival and the makeup of Canadian society. It is an opportunity for the wider community to observe and celebrate Eid with us.”

The Muslim Association of Canada, FYI, has allegedly funneled tens of millions of dollars to a Hamas-linked charity, which makes a lot of sense since it "appears to be one of the only organizations in the world that has acknowledged its ties to the Muslim Brotherhood" 

As for the "diversity is our strength" trope: I'm surprised the MuBros haven't already snapped that one up for themselves. (Actually, in a way, I suppose, they already have.)

"How Do You Solve a Problem Like North Korea?"

You can blame the following on Mr. G. (who posed the question):

How do you solve a prob like North Korea?
How do you stop a freak like Kim Jon Un?
How do you kibosh nukes from North Korea?
'Cuz sanctions don't work
And something could blow real soon.
Many a thing he should have done (Bill Clinton).
And Obama, too, just kicked that can on down.
But how do you get to Kim?
And what can you do to him?
What can you do to end the Kims' renown?
Oh, how do you solve a prob like North Korea?
How do you stop those nukes from raining down?

The hills are alive...with the sound of thermonuclear 

explosions.