What You ARE Allowed to Say (Sing) About Islamic Law in the P.C. Trudeaupia

Sharia? Why, sharia is...

Raindrops on roses and cute, fluffy rabbits.
Unicorns bashful, adorable habits.
"Alla-hu Akbar!" means it's all God's biz--
These are a few things that sharia is.

Girls in black burqas with eye slits so squinty.
Dee-lish-ous soups and green tea that's real minty.
(Please memorize--there will be a pop quiz.)
These are few things that sharia is.

When jihad flares,
Underpants 'splode,
"Outreach" makes you wince,
To simply remember what sharia is
Quells cognitive diss-o-nance.

Update: Another selection from The Sound of Dhimmitude (to the tune of "Eidelweiss"):

Dhimmitude, dhimmitude,
Free speech strictly verboten.
Don't be rude, dhimmitude.
On P.C. rules we are dotin'.
Silence divine from the likes of Steyn.
Quiet Steyn?
Our pleasure!
Dhimmitude, dhimmitude,
Our Trudeaupia's a treasure...