Monday, March 5, 2012

In the Face of No Demand Whatsoever, the Ayatollah's Oeuvre to Be Translated Into Several Languages

You'll have to make room on the bookshelf for these riveting reads:
The Iranian Ministry of Culture and Islamic Guidance plans to publish various translations of five books written by the Supreme Leader of the Islamic Revolution Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei in the near future.

“Teachings of the Revolution”, “Palestine”, “The Light of Science”, “Woman and the Regaining of her True Identity”, and “Election, the Grand Night of the Islamic System” are currently being translated into Arabic, English, French, Russian, and Spanish.
Coming soon: My Struggle or How I Bamboozled the World and Nuked the Zionist Entity. It's bound to be a real page-turner. (But there's no way it'll outsell Khomeini's famous Blue Book with its plethora of tips for sheep-shtuppers.)

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