"Yasser the Snowman"

You can blame--or credit--BCF for inspiring this one:

Yasser the Snowman
Used to head the PLO.
With his stubbly face
And his chequered scarf
And his hatred of the foe.
Yasser the Snowman
Was a master of PR
And he knew that claiming victimhood
Would allow him to go far.
Some say the Jews did kill him
And some say he died of AIDS.
But now he's gone
The fight goes on
With its "apartheid" charades.
Oh, Yasser the Snowman.
Yes, he stole a lot of gelt.
And so, fingers-crossed,
Intifada's lost
And the Snowman'll soon melt.