Clooney's Swanky Soiree Raises a Cool $15 Million for Obama's Re-election

What can you say? It's Hollywood.

Update: My lyrics:

Hooray for Hollywood!

That Clooney, really loony Hollywood.

Where everybody thinks that Barry O. rocks,

There's lots of Botox,

And no one's face can move.

And no one heckles

When scads of shekels

Are raised for an "evolver"

Who's got his groove.

Hooray for Hollywood!

They think that he's terrific:

He's no good.

But he's so goshdarned cool

They can't resist him

And go ballistic

If you say Mitt could win.

Come on and see the skanks.

You could be, say, Tom Hanks.

Hooray for Hollywood!