On Comet! On Jesus! On Zeus! On Delusion!

CNNer asks: Was Obama's comet a one-time thing?

Fingers crossed, anyway. But if he's anything like the one named for that Halley dude, he could very well be coming back.

Thus is revealed the final--and perhaps the loopiest--apotheosis of O--from mortal to deity to a streak of light in the heavens.


Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a spaceship, it's...Obama!