Fudd, Rhymes-With-Dud

Mark Steyn has immense fun examining the ineffectual Elmer Fuddy Duddy who seems incapable of being a senator from Nebraska (how on earth was he elected in the first place?) much less equipped to become America's next Secretary of Defense:

There are over 300 million Americans, and another 20 million Undocumented-Americans about to be fast-tracked down the soi-disant "path to citizenship." Surely, from this vast talent pool, it should be possible to find someone who's sufficiently interested in running the planet's biggest military not to present himself on the world stage as a woozy, unfocused stumblebum.

My advice should Chuck Fudd get the gig despite his obvious and manifold shortcomings: Be afwaid. Be vewy, vewy afwaid.