Obama's Letter to Khamenei Called "Spectacularly Ill-Conceived"

What an excellent way to put it.

Here's Khamenei's reply--in song:

Give me free reign to build some atom bombs.
I'll give false assurances to soothe your qualms.
Apocalypse is nigh; Barack he must be high:
Obama, he wrote me a letter.

I don't care how much money you use for bribes.
Gonna do away with my least fav'rite tribe.
Mahdi will return;
Soon the Jews'll burn.
Obama, he wrote me a letter.

Well, he wrote me a letter
Said he really believed that we could work it out now.
POTUS is a doofus--
You know that I just have to go
And shout it out now,
Anyway...