The News That Wannabe Martyrs are Hopping Aboard Cruise Ships to Join ISIS Inspires a Rewrite of Cheesy 70s TV Theme Song

Here it is:

Jihad,
Exciting and old.
Come aboard
And join with the bold.
Jihad,
Life's worthiest deed.
Let it flow--all the blood they'll bleed.
Jihad boat soon will be making another trip.
Jihad boat--know that Obama won't get a grip.
Set a course for our warfare,
You'll end up in Paradise.
Jihad will hurt them, by heck.
It's an open blade
On an exposed neck.
Jihad!
Welcome ashore, jihad!