Trumpian Literary Allusions Du Jour

I have two of 'em for you: Trump as a feckless Shelley Levine; and Anthony Scaramucci as a not-so-great (a mediocre, say) Gatsby (h/t: EY).



Update: For poetical purposes, wouldn't it be awesome if Scaramucci rhymed with Nantucket? Since it doesn't, I had to settle for this:

The "Mooch" steers "communications"? OMG!

His M.O. is easy to see:

It's to rant and to rave

About Donald (his fave)

And behave like a Trump Mini Me.