Monday, February 12, 2018

Fifty Shades, The Musical? Sounds Painful

This one made me chuckle:
Rita Ora wants to provide the sex noises for a 'Fifty Shades' musical.

The 27-year-old singer plays the part of Mia, Christian Grey's sister, in the film trilogy and has admitted she'd be keen to play a very unusual role if talk of a 'Fifty Shades' musical ever comes to fruition.

Asked about the prospect of a theatre production, Rita replied: ''I wonder what songs Christian and Ana would sing while they're having sex. The music in that musical would just be like [moans like she's having sex]. I'd definitely give some sex noises.''...
What songs would they sing?

The First Cut Is the Deepest?

Whip It?

Hurts So Good?

You Always Hurt the One You Love?

Okay. I'll stop now. 

Update: Cruel To Be Kind?

1 comment:

Harold Freeburn said...

The "Masochism Tango" T. Leheher.