CO2 Declared Chemical Compound Non Grata

It's official! Carbon dioxide, which is a fundamental part of life on Earth, is now a pariah, an enemy, the Zionist entity of chemical compounds. From the WSJ:

WASHINGTON (Dow Jones)--The head of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency is expected later Monday to officially declare carbon dioxide a danger to public health and welfare, according to people close to the matter.

The controversial decision is necessary for the administration to move ahead with new light-duty vehicle emission standards and is the precursor to economy-wide regulations on greenhouse gas emissions. The EPA said in a statement that it would make a "significant climate announcement" at around 1:15 p.m. Monday...

Yer days are numbered CO2; you've been warned.