1. Only fresh Halal food …no frozen crap.
2. A brand new Holy Qur’an …untouched by infidel pigs.
3. No Jews anywhere near me.
4. ACLU attorney’s …4 or 5 or 6! (they can be Jews).
5. My own column in the NY Times.
6. No Jews anywhere near me.
7. All my trial expenses paid by American taxpayer dog.
8. My personal copy of the US Constitution …signed by Pelosi
9. Immediate approval for my Green Card
10. No Jews anywhere near me.Sounds reasonable.