Saturday, December 12, 2009

My Mahdi Lies Over the Ocean, My Mahdi Lies Over the Sea, Great Satan's Impeding My Mahdi, Oh Bring Back My Mahdi To Me...

To prove he's a canny statesman and not a blithering, religious nut consumed by apocalyptic reveries, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is accusing Great Satan (a.k.a. Obammyland) of being the one impediment standing in the way of the hidden imam shaking off centuries of accumulated dust and popping up from his hiding spot so he can save the planet (you know, like Al Gore, only older, and with a much smaller carbon footprint).

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