Bonus points for being able to say it with a straight face.
Update: In other sneaky Zionist news, a member of a Palestinian think tank (Palestinian think tank=jumbo shrimp, no?) thinks the sneaky Zionists were sneaky enough to keep their, er, sneakiness out of the latest batch of WikiLeaks leaks:
Browse through all the news sources available on the latest Wikileaks revelation, and try to find even only one revelation that actually damages Israel, even though so many of the revealed documents are directly or indirectly connected to Middle East politics, and to a large extent to Israeli affairs. Did you find any document among them that either creates difficulties for the government of the Zionist entity, or even slightly embarrasses it? Think about it well, you will find that the answer is a very simple ‘No’.”Think about it well and you will find that these Jew-haters, in the grip of an age-old pathological malady, are out of their flipping minds.