As far as I'm concerned, there's one name that should win hands down--BCF's "Sea Hitler."
Update: Thought I'd give this one another go:
I'd love to get you on a fast boat to GazaUpdate: "Mavi Canuck"? "Maple Raider"? "Bethume" (sic)? "The Saint Louis II"? Oy vey.
With useful idiots galore.
Get you and keep you berating the Jews.
Help those "poor" Gazans
Whose woes are old news.
Out on the Medi it's bound to get heady
Thinking about our virtue.
I'd love to get you on a fast boat to Gaza,
Think of the good we could do.