A dude who should have been in a loony bin shoots up an Arizona supermarket and, of course, the message Obama takes away from the incident and plans to impart to the nation in one of his inimitable "teachable moments" is the need for more...inpatient care for mental cases?
Nope. That makes too much sense.
The item Obama and his team have identified as being in dangerously short supply in this horror is--wait for it--"tolerance".
Hey, I can play the nutty non sequitur game, too. I think it betokens a paucity of...kumquats. Or elbow macaroni. Or meerkats.
Yeah, that's it--meerkats. If only Arizona had had more meerkats, none of this would have happened.