Having absolutely nothing better to do (isn't there something going on in--stab in the dark here, SYRIA--that it should look into?), the UN has just declared Internet access a human right.
What next? The "human right" to "tweet"? The "human right" to "sext"? The "human right" to Netflix? The "human right" to star in a reality TV show?
This latest UN move underscores an essential truth: When everything is deemed a "human right," genuine human rights are pretty much a goner.