Hours of Fun

Here's a new party game suggested to me by the headline of Phyllis Chesler's latest article (h/t: MK). Re this cover



Chesler quips, "If Obama is the 'first Jewish president,' I am the last Barbie doll."

Your turn. If Obama is the first Jewish president, then I am (some suggestions)....

• Susan Sarandon?
• Gypsy Rose Lee?
• Aunt Jemina?
• Olivia Chow?
• Camilla Parker Bowles?
• Marie of Romania?

Update: Guys can play too. "If Obama is the "first Jewish prez," I am...Noam Chomsky?