Saturday, September 17, 2011

'Lardistan'

That's what I propose the new state be called (because the first three letters of Hamas and Fatah are "Ham Fat").

Which, when you think about it, is about as kosher as elevating Palestine to statehood at a time when it's in the hands of those who propose to use their new status as a stepping stone to obliterate Israel.

3 comments:

Carlos Perera said...

If Israel accepts a return to the pre-Six Day War borders, after its recent historical experience with "trading land for peace," I plan to become either a used car dealer or a timeshare condo salesman in Tel Aviv. (I figure I can make a pile of money--to be safely deposited in Zurich or Singapore--before the adherents of the Religion of Peace finish taking the rest of the country.)

scaramouche said...

Israel will never accept it, especially since recent events in Egypt show that, at best, "land for peace" is a short-term solution that will come back to bite the Jews.

Anonymous said...

They're actually 1948 disputed territory lines based on a cease fire line. This whole concept that borders exists is false as a state of war still exists along most of the "border" region with the Arabs who surround Israel.