"Lonely" Brit Jihadi Begs Judge to Let Him Out of the Slammer--So He Can Find a Wife and Procreate

You can understand his frustration. He's being denied the chance to hook up posthumously with his very own virginal retinue, and has been consigned to a lonely, chick-free existence in jail. Out of considerations for public safety, however, the judge isn't wont to grant the request.