Sunday, September 16, 2012

Khamenei Reviews the SCTV Mo' Skit

The Grandiose Ayatollah is giving it two thumbs down and blaming its production on, well, do I really have to tell you?:
The wicked enemies of Islam have once again revealed their deep malice by insulting the Holy Prophet (God's greetings be upon his and his household) and in an idiotic and disgusting movie, they showed that evil Zionist groups are furious at the brilliance of Islam and the Holy Quran in the world today. The fact that they have made the holiest person in all of creation the target of their disgusting nonsense is enough to disgrace those who have committed this great crime and sin. What lies behind this wicked movie is the hostile policies of Zionism, America and the other arrogant powers, who are vainly trying to make younger generations in the Islamic world lose respect for what is held sacred and to extinguish their religious sentiments.
Speaking of extinguish, could someone please hose down His Grandiosity, because I think he's about to spontaneously combust.



Update: SCTV film reviewers Big Jim McBob and Billy Sol Hurok offer a fellow film reviewer this timely blessing: "May the good lord take a likin' to ya and blow you up real good!"

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