Monday, September 3, 2012

The Creator of Obamacare--i.e. Obama--Says: "Obamacare is Better Than 'Romney Doesn't Care'"

First off, the only thing Obama "cares" about is winning a second term so he can "lead from behind," polish up his golf swing and turn the White House into a micro-brewery. (Who knew back in '04 that Hope 'n' Change really meant Hope 'n' Suds?)

Second, Obama's brand of "caring" is set to bankrupt the land post haste.

Third, all Obama has going for him, aside for the "coolness" factor, is his way with words. And if the above, an empty, puerile, clunky statement is all he's now capable of, it appears that even his much-vaunted and over-valued eloquence has deserted him.

Fourth, a cool vibe and tasty brewskis might translate into the recipe for a successful watering hole, but anyone who, yes, cares, about the future of America and the Western world cannot afford to give Obama, in reality a most selfish, vain and uncaring man, another four years.

Back in the day, a vote could often be bought for the price of a beer or two. Thanks to Obama, looks like those "good old days" have returned.

1 comment:

Carlos Perera said...

I must respectfully disagree with Scaramouche's statement that President Obama has "a way with words." I unreservedly concede that he is a superb teleprompter reader, but when you yank him away from the words others have written for him, he becomes markedly tongue-tied, especially for a politician. To me, he seems to be a cooler, updated version of Ted Baxter, the dimwitted but telegenic newsreader on the old _Mary Tyler Moore Show_, complete with Baxterite gaffes and malapropisms. If he weren't so . . . multiculturally correct, he would have been laughed off the political stage early in his career.

Somewhere poor Dan Quayle, a genuinely intelligent and articulate man, must be shaking his head in wonder at the injustice of existence, every time he sees the Most Awesomely Intelligent President Ever try to express a thought cogently, away from the teleprompter.