Thursday, March 20, 2014

Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne's Euphemism for "We're Broke as Can Be, But So What?"

It's "aspirational," and it's insane.

Update: Please give it up for the vocal mewlings of Preem 'Leen!:

Call it "aspirational."
Call it "conservational."
Say that it's "salvational," too.
Do my foolish moves leave you skint-y?
Well, I'm really "clever"--
Just like McGuinty.

Call it "aspirational"
(Tho' it's catastrophical).
Wind sticks, I've been building a few.
Call it "affirmational,"
Yes, that's euphemistical,
And it's so intrinsic'ly true
That Wynne means devastation
For you.

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