Monday, June 9, 2014

Tut-Tut, It's King Barack!

With apologies to Steve Martin:

Now when he was a young man
He never knew he'd be
The POTUS in the White House
In Washington, D.C.
How it did surprise him.
Must've hypnotized 'em.
Born in Honolulu,
Knows just how to screw you,
King Barack.

Now if they'd known he'd free those Talibaners
Would they have swooned and cheered
And gone bananers?
Wants to shut down Gitmo.
Says it won't hurt a bit mo'...
Born in Honolulu,
Knows just how to screw you,
Born over in Hawaii,
Oh, how he loves to lie-ii,
King Barack.

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