Obama Isn't at the Official 70th Anniversary of VE Day Ceremony in D.C. Because He's Visiting the Nike Factory in Beaverton, OR

Hey, it's all about priorities, right?

In that case, can we be sure that second-in-command Joe Biden will be at the ceremony, which is being held at D.C.'s WWII Memorial?

Nope. He won't be there either.

So which government official has been tapped for this momentous assignment?

Would you believe...Susan "It Was an Offensive Mo' Video" Rice?!?

What an insult to WW2 veterans. And what an affront to all those who fought, and those who died, to preserve our freedom.