The Daily Mail is outraged (then again, when is it not?) that a "one-legged Albanian" who is unemployed and has tattoos up the wazoo is being allowed to remain in the U.K. while a nice, wholesome, un-tatted, "hardworking" family, all of whom have managed to hold onto all their limbs, is being deported.
Here's where the unintentional hilarity comes in. The awful place the family is being deported to is--gasp!--Canada.
How inhumane, eh?