Which, in light of how that burg's murder rate has shot up (pun intended) during the Obama era, is the perfect--nay, the plus quam perfectum--site for this finale:
In da town.
No more V. Jarrett
And careless excess.
They've made their last messy mess.
Hope he'll rest
On his renown.
Can't say that I'll miss that schmuck.
Hasta la vista, Barack!