Schneiderman, Schneiderman,Hypocritical Schneiderman.Hits the chicks just for laughs.It's just one of his many gaffes.Buh bye! There goes that Schneiderman.Was he "brave"? Yesiree!Had a fan in Samantha Bee.Such panache; full of pluck.Meanwhile, he was the Schneiderman.In the still of night,With his lover in bed,He's alleged to have struckAnd lashed out 'til she bled.Schneiderman, Schneiderman,Twisted, mis'rable Schneiderman.Wore a mask; so PC.Now he reels in ignominy.He's trapped! Caught in the hype and foment.Having a MeToo moment.Won't miss that Schneiderman.
Wednesday, May 9, 2018
Spins a Web
Mark Steyn should take the credit--or blame--for this one (a reworking of this one):