Monday, October 11, 2010

Madame Justice, This One's For You

I was so impressed by the wisdom and erudition of Judge Miriam Goldman Cederbaum--she's the one who sentenced the Times Square bomber to life in a kafir prison, urging him to spend his time cogitating about whether the Koran counseled violence--that I decided to write her a poem:

Judge Miriam Goldman Cederbaum,
Judge Miriam Goldman Cederbaum,

She sentenced a jihadi
While retaining her interior calm.
She asked him to consider if
The Koran countenanced his bomb
And she did it with immense aplomb.
(Know just where she is coming from)

Judge Miriam Goldman Cederbaum.

Judge Miriam Goldman Cederbaum,
Judge Miriam Goldman Cederbaum,
She's smarter than a Solomon
And straighter than the tallest palm.
And we can say for certain
She knows diddly-squat about Islam,

Or where the jihad's coming from,
Judge Miriam Goldman Cederbaum.


Judge Miriam Goldman Cederbaum,
Judge Miriam Goldman Cederbaum.
She has a neat demeanor
And there's rarely been a sweeter nom.
I wager that she's never even
Dipped into a real Koran.
Islamists hope we're all as dumb as
Judge Miriam Goldman Cederbaum.

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