From the Glib and Mewl: How this election has changed Canada for the better.
Oh, please. The only thing that's "better" is that we had a laugh and a half about Jack's bawdy rub.
Update: I promise--this is my last double entendre song for Jack's massage escapade. (Actually, it's just an excuse to post a video by the only good thing about the Gwyneth Paltrow flick Country Strong--the smokin' hot Garrett Hedlund, who can sing real purty, too):