The Ballad of the CJC

Well, lemme tell you all the story
Of a man named Bernie
And a time in our history.
On a Wednesday in May
He strolled out of his office
And he left the CJC.

But will he ever return?
No he'll never return
And his fate we soon will learn.
He may run forever
Thru the streets of Thornhill
He's the man who never returned.

Now all day long Bernie buffs up his C.V.
So his candidacy they won't diss.
He shleps out his laurels
And rests heavily upon them
To impress the pop-u-lace.

But will he ever return?
No he'll never return
And his fate we soon will learn.
He may run forever
Thru the streets of Thornhill
He's the man who never returned.

His campaign rolled on
Through the riding of Thornhill,
He was one of the Dalton gang.
Said, "I feel your pain;
I been doin' it so often
That I've finally got the hang."

Chorus

Oh, you Jewry of Canada
Don't you think it's a "shanda"
What they've done to the CJC?
The Jew Co.'s now "Newco"--
It's a whole "new" ballgame
With no place for our Bernie.

But will he ever return?
No he'll never return.
And he's facing Peter Shurm'.
(Poor old Bernie.)
He may run forever
Thru the streets of Thornhill
He's the man who'll never return.

Update: Funny Cat.