Lamest 'Human Rights' Claim EVAH!

An inmate of a Michigan jail is claiming he has a "human right" to--wait for it--porn:

A Michigan jail inmate says he's being subjected to cruel and unusual punishment because he can't have pornography.

In a handwritten lawsuit, 21-year-old Kyle Richards claims his civil rights are being violated at the Macomb County Jail. Richards says denying his request for erotic material subjects him to a "poor standard of living" and "sexual and sensory deprivation.

The Michigan Department of Corrections tells The Detroit News that prisons allow some pornographic material, though it's banned at the jail. The American Civil Liberties Union says prisons have a lot of leeway...

"Leeway"--is that the ACLU euphemism for self-abuse?