The Ultimate Vanity Project

An oily Arab sheikh with mega-bucks has carved his first name--HAMAD--in two-mile high letters on an island. He was forced to put the project on hold half way through, when it read "HAM", because some of his fellow sheikhs objected to it (but that would never do because, as we know HAM ain't kosher). Since then, however, he's managed to complete it without incident (although with vast expenditure).