This one was inspired by the Osama bin Laden line about horses ("When people see a strong horse and a weak horse they naturally prefer the strong horse") and by Frank Loesser's Guys and Dolls:
They've got a strong horse, man,
His name is Erdogan
And some folks claim he's got a repellent plan:
Kill Jews, kill Jews,
They say he may kill some Jews.
He wants Zionists to lose.
Kill Jews, kill Jews...
If you like comedy
Don't look to Khameini.
His predecessor said there are no jokes, you see.
Big kook, big kook,
Who's building a Shia nuke.
If he wins won't be no fluke.
Big kook, big kook...
To that Wahhabi king
Winning is everything.
He is awash in oily wealth--ka-ching!
Fake friend, fake friend.
His friendship is all pretend.
Sharia he shall extend
No end, no end...
Wahhabi king, Khameini, Erdogan,
They've got a strong horse, man!