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Demi Lovato Sings at Kardashian's Anti-Bullying Rally on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

So many tropes (former Disney teen queen who went to rehab! Bullied gay kids! Kardashian skanks! The Queen for a Day of our day!) rolled into one devastatingly self-important/soul-shriveling event.