Thanks For Coming and Try the Zionhass

Who knew that Zion-loather Stephen M. Walt, a big name at Harvard's Let's Get Rid of Israel Conference, was such a card? I, for one, had no idea of his comedic proclivities until reading this:

"I'm looking for Rick Santorum. I guess he preferred to go to AIPAC." Thus lamely, Stephen M. Walt broke the ice in the opening panel of Harvard's One State Conference Saturday. With these lines, Walt, the co-author of The Israel Lobby and professor of international affairs at the Kennedy School, delivered one of the very few light-hearted remarks at the deadly serious two-day conference.

High-larious! If only in a revolting Final Solutionish sort of way.