How to Succeed in Jihad Without Really Trying

There is a Brotherhood of Mo,
A malevolent Brotherhood of Mo.
A fanatical tie that binds
Submissive hearts and minds
Into a Brotherhood of Mo.

Free lifelong membership, we'll boast.
But if you try to leave, you're toast.
Jihad, sharia, too.
And you can hate "the Jooo"
In our great Brotherhood of Mo.