From the "You Can Bamboozle Some of the Jews Some of the Time" Dep't

Just as the Canadian Prime Minister's steadfast support for Israel (support based on his personal conviction that Israel, a free democracy and stalwart ally in the modern-day counter-jihad, is worthy of defending) translated into more than a few traditionally Liberal Canadian Jews voting for the Harper Tories, more Jewish voters than ever are fleeing Obama's Democrats; support for this president among Jewry is said to be lower than at any time since Jimmy "Stop Israeli Apartheid" Carter was in charge.

Welcome to the “dark” side, American Jewry. I was tempted to ask what took you so long, but having transitioned myself all those years ago, I know that what counts is no how long it takes to arrive at a destination. What counts is that you were able to muster the wherewithal to arrive at all. Or, in the words of the late Dorothy Fields...