On Chief Theresa Spence's To Do List: First, Par-tay. Second, Write the Diet Book That Could Rival the South Beach Plan

Chief Theresa Spence, incompetent steward of your band's finances, beloved by Canada's state broadcaster and other mush-brained Canadian leftists, the world is your oyster:

An event is being planned for Thursday to honour Attiwapiskat Chief Theresa Spence at the Delta Hotel in Ottawa, even as talks to resolve her six-week hunger protest have intensified over the past 48 hours. 

The "honouring" event, as it's being described by the host Nishnawbe Aski Nation, may signal an impending end to Spence's liquid diet, which she has said weakened her and lowered her blood pressure. 

Spence, who has been subsisting on fish broth and medicinal tea since Dec. 11, is examining ways to return to her home and nurse herself back to health, multiple sources have told The Canadian Press...

Suggested title for that diet book: Get Thinner and Lower Your Blood Pressure the Attawapiskat Way!