Justin Trudeau's Banal Obama Pitch

Hope 'n' change 'n' change 'n' hope 'n'...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:

...I have said before that it’s the middle class, not the political class, which unifies this country. We need national leadership that lives and breathes that reality. Leadership that makes the case for the whole country, every day, with deeds more than words. 

This may be old fashioned, but part of what it means to be a citizen is to step up and serve when you think you can make a positive difference. This is one of those times. And the Liberal Party of Canada, together with its current members and its new members and supporters to come, is ready to make that positive difference again. 

We have a long road ahead of us. I am going to need your strength, energy and support. This is an important moment for Canada. Let’s stand together and be heard. I hope you will stand with us. 

Be part of the change. Become a member or a supporter of the Liberal Party of Canada today.

Thanks, but I'd rather walk over hot coals barefoot while drinking a Scotch bonnet pepper smoothie.